frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

and then when they leave i just 

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slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

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cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me

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